Tuesday, September 4, 2018

A Beautiful Discussion About Tree Pruning

By Kimberly Robinson


If one is a plant lover or a tree lover, not the hippie sense, we mean a person who really likes trees and is enthusiastic about owning a lot and caring for them in their garden, a topic like this really gets in their jimmies. In a good way. As such, this humble writer just had to look up a short video about pruning tips and now we suddenly want to start grooming and pruning trees that we find anywhere. Do not be so surprised, those green giants are awesome to look at and touch. So if you ever need some tips or just to talk about how to prune a log, then read this Tree Pruning Charlotte NC.

Alright. First things first, we need to pick a girly wood to work on. They will need our help since their beauty is kind of high class so which are the ones on the list? Who is in charge of picking the tree? Janice, are you in charge?

Depending on your skills and, pruning can also make your fruit and flower trees bloom a lot. It helps with the health of your wood and makes your treasures really pretty and awesome. You can also have all the apples, oranges or whatever type of fruit you have in your backyard all you want.

Okay, next up is Baobab and holy hell. Who picked this one? Do you even have any idea how to prune this thing when its branches and leaves are way over there? We barely reach the start of its base. Are we supposed to fly up there or something? Do you want to be fired, Sofia? Next time you suggest a pretty tree, at least make sure it is possible for us to groom it, alright?

Here, lean an ear on our take on this majesty called the Angel Oak. Yes, that is a big tree. Its branches spread everywhere and we are not sure if we should be crying out of fear or cry anyway because that is just so goddamn pretty. It feels like we are being hugged by it. And then means to crush us or assimilate us.

Now, we have Wisteria. Talk about something you can only see in books or movies. And games. This one is really hard to maintain but it will not matter because the writer is biased and this is the most beautiful tree in the world. Its leaves and flowers fall like purple and pink waterfalls above your head. Walking under that majesty will feel like a dream. A dream, we tell you.

The Japanese Maple. Now there is a beauty. With how its branches spread out and try to hug everyone and everything in its vicinity, it can easily be ruled as the perfect wood for climbing. To have fun and play like a monkey, or to maintain its perfection, that is up to you. Lay and relax under it or on a sturdy branch then watch the colorful leaves sway, entrancing you to sleep.

Banyan Tree? We really need to hire a new staff here. Are we looking at a tree or something green that came out of hell? Those branches look like arms trying to reach for everything good in the world. We cannot and will not groom that. Go home.

Is it possible to get crazy just by talking about trees? How about looking at some? Well, we do not just like any wood because we have standards.




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